If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay
earth science?
Holy shit it’s a dragon scale.
Black opal. These are beautiful.
no it’s a dragon scale
where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies
just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake
you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour
FUCKING FINALLY
im using the school wifi and my teacher’s itunes is like syncing with my itunes and he doesn’t realize it omg he has the weirdest music
if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
Drake’s one of us
and josh is our parents
im not even in this fandom
I’m bleeding out
So if the last thing that I do
Is to bring you down
I’ll bleed out for youcant believe i havent drawn doomed!dave yet considering how much i like drawing bloody characters
the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
